Title: Pegasus in Space Author: Anne McCaffrey Year: 2000 Publisher: Del Rey Reviewer: Jake Beal Once upon a time, I loved Anne McCaffrey's books. I just looked through a bibliography online, and was certain that I had read at least 25 of the books listed. Some I even still like, though that may be only because it has been a long time since I read them, and so remember them through a haze of good feeling and innocence. Such was the case with my memories of "To Ride Pegasus" and "Pegasus in Flight"---I had fond memories from long ago, and they led me to read "Pegasus in Space." I was sorry to do so. Now, for those of you who may love Ms. McCaffrey's books, you can tune out right now, pretend I've never said anything, and go back to reading them. She is, after all, nothing if not consistent, and you won't be dissatisfied any time soon. Lord knows it took me long enough. Somewhere along the way, though, I realized that Ms. McCaffrey has only five characters in her books: * Good Male is heroically confident, never unethical (except when the Evil people deserve it) and possessed of great skill and talent. * Good Female is naively unaware of her world-shakingly unique talents, and must be coaxed by a Good Male into admitting that she is the most wonderful thing on two legs and also a sex goddess. * Evil Male is unrepentingly evil, delights in cruelty and torture, and is generally into everything bad. Puppies will be kicked. * Evil Female is selfishly sex-crazed and will abandon her responsibilities at the drop of a hat to go chasing tail. May engage in cat-fights to demonstrate her pettiness. * NPCs are a pale shadow of their master (Good or Evil), and live only to serve and stroke the master's ego. You can't say that Ms. McCaffrey hasn't evolved, though. In "Pegasus in Space," several of the characters swap gender roles: Barchenka is an Evil Male, Peter is a Good Female, and the secret hidden bad-guy is a Bad Female. That's about it for progress, though. All the badness in the book ties together into one squirming hairball of spidering improbability. Ick. The psychic Talents are all, without exception, Good, and so above normal humanity that a mere code of ethics is enough to ensure that they never abuse their psychic powers except when they really want to but that's actually not really unethical anyway because they only do it to Evil people. Ick. She's just so... so... aristocratic? determinist? fascist? I don't know what the word I'm looking for is, but it's something along those lines: some people are inherently better than others and the others should just submit to it. The book also suffers in its later stages from being constrained to set up the universe for "The Rowan." There's no particular reason for Peter to start thinking about Callisto, except that Callisto features in "The Rowan" and he needs to end up there by the end of the book. But that, at least, I can forgive. All told, there is simply nothing remarkable about this book. If you like McCaffrey's books, please ignore everything I've said so far as a clearly biased rant. It's been brewing for quite a while though, and I'm glad to finally get it off my chest. Normal programming will now resume.