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MITSFS Meeting Minutes

Friday, 26 April 2013

MITSFS meeting called to order, 66.6 Ksec SST, Alex Westbrook, President and Skinner, presiding; Laura McKnight, Onseck, recording.

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Motion to commend the minutes for being short PASSES 7-2-1 plus Spehn Motion to condemn the minutes for containing insufficient quantities of titanium FAILS 2-6-2 plus Spehn

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Committee Reports

Picniccomm- There's a lot of food in Random, Picniccomm will happen tomorrow Mergatory happened Mommycomm- 3 new keyholders! Theftcomm- There's a new TIF! Spring Cleaning is in 2 weeks! Pseudojurcomm- Submissions due May 1st! Hasslecomm- Trying to finally finish it's rewritting it's rites.

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Old Business

Something something Quentin Terentino Motion to condemn the Onseck's taste in text editor FAILS 4-20-0 /ps Usual stuff

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New Business

Elections! Nominations for Onseck: James Hobin Capitilazition Quentin Tarantino EMACS VIM Microsoft Word Cthulu Summoning Ritual Hast#r Moist Von Liprig Lord Darcy The Letter ÏThe Constant ÏFortran 4 The Set of Quaternions The Set of QuaTernuses Bora Horza Gobochull James Hobin Wins 6- a smaller number

LHE Locke Lamora Sarah Coe Lokas Fehrwright Jean Le Flambeur Bilbo Baggins Spelling Grammar Nazis Reading, 'Riting, and 'Rithmetic Congress Captains Pedantic Tyrion Lannister The Inanimate Carbon Rod Tyrion Lannister and Sarah Coe will be co-LHE

Vice Mika Littlefinger Votesplitting Sloth Wrath Gluttony Hugo Father Fait, Hope + Charity Scar Captain Tyler A vice A Vise Joe Biden Grammar Nazis Alexander Hamilton Gerald Ford Mika, for which vice and wrath counts, wins!

President Gerald Ford's Head Richard Nixon's Head The Grand Canonical Ensemble Laura Knight lknight Black, Red, and Green Knights The Dunedain Lex Luther Baron Harkonnen Laura McKnight Nearly Headless Nick Grand Admiral Thraun The Smiler lknight is the new President

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Future Business

In the future there will be a picnic! In the surprisingly near future there will be a Twilightzine In the future Onseck's will write minutes with a steady hand and butterflies PASSES 20-0-4 plus Spehn

BING! Meeting adjourned, 66.4 Ksec SST.

Respectfully submitted,

Laura McKnight, Onseck