MITSFS meeting called to order, 1700 SST, Jade Wang, President and Skinner, presiding. Ed Keyes is the sleepy Onseck.
Minutes read.
Motion: Approve the minutes as context-free. Passes 6-0-2+Spehn.
BING!
[Jade] ``Calculate the Doppler shift of this!'' as she mimes throwing the gavel at a helpless member.
Pseudo-Panthercomm: New book pile has been killed off by Susan.
Hasslecomm: Down to three boxes of overflow.
Mobcomm: We will want money in two weeks.
E.T.A... E.A.T... T.E.A.
[Ed] ``I feel like I'm taking minutes for Dr. Strangelove... P.O.E., O.P.E...''
Discussion of ISO, UFS, AFS.
Jourcomm: Three people are going to write reviews. We hope. Need drawings, too.
[John] ``Should I review the locked cabinet?''
Darn shelves, moving our chairs around.
Star Chamber met yesterday, decided things unspecified.
Libcomm is now ``Bondagecomm'', yay! Discussion of Bondagecomm morphing into Bondcomm, into Goldfingercomm or Oddjobcomm (TWINEcomm, Nocomm?).
Stephanie showed up a week before the meeting, commended for promptness.
BING!
[John] ``But I had old business.''
[Jade] ``I want to hear the new stuff.''
Motion: Introduce non-simply-connected time. Passes 8-1-2+Spehn.
Jenwa donating computer? Jen Murphy, probably. Discussion of John's Sparc.
BING!
``That was a harsh bing.''
Betting pool for when the shelves will have books. ``What a radical new concept.''
Self-replicating Anthony. We're pretty sure Perry Rhodan ones don't breed.
Elaborate plans in progress for shelves, fueled by hatred for those in the circulating room. ``Strata delenda est!'' (sunt?)
[Jade] ``I'm sure whatever Jamie will come up with will be horribly efficient.''
[John] ``But we'll have to pick apart thousands of books with tweezers.''
BING!
Unusual motion! Unusual second! Nothing happens. ``That's unusual.''
Motion: Mobius minutes! With a half-twist... use the back of the page. Passes 12-1-4+Spehn.
Klein bottle discussion. Discussion of turning spheres inside-out with a computer.
Jade's hair is two feet, one inch. Comparison to John's, one strand of which is at 17.5 inches. ``Should I measure the rest?''
Motion: Measure the shelves with Jade's hair. (John's?) Passes 8-0-3+Spehn.
Motion: Okay, we're going to sit here until someone makes a banana motion. Passes 7-1-4+Spehn.
Meeting adjourned, 1730 SST.