But, after some thought, I realized that I should be happy because:
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I did not contract a horrible, debilitating disease.
A building did not fall on me.
I was not kidnapped and injected with pulsating green slime.
My toothbrush was still mostly clean and usable this morning.
I did not wake up to discover that I was tied to my bed by persons unknown.
I was not stabbed, shot at, or physically harmed in any way.
I am still able to type.
People still stumble over the earth.