Date: Thu, 18 Sep 1997 16:22:17 EDT From: "ten-finger drum rolls..." Subject: EXERCISE: abstinence makes the heart grow fonder . . . (Warning: sexually illicit :-) being concerned that some folks might not know about the alternatives, I thought perhaps we could all provide a few...take your time, think up something that tickles your fancy (or whatever part you prefer tickled), put the pixels in order and let us know about YOUR favorite alternative... [excitation can be fun!...] por example: how about PICC? or maybe ZIV? and, of course, we can all stand up for FOIA! Get up off your hand and let the world know about MFM! Don't forget about MAAH! TIC, firmly! and the appendix, for those following the intestines down to this point... PICC -- Penis in chopped liver (you want mustard or mayo on that?) (what is the plural for penis, anyway? pennies? maybe just peni?) ZIV -- Zuchinni in Vagina (or 900 ways that veggies are better than a man) FOIA -- Foreign Objects in Assholes (or how to get a wiggle in your walk...) MFM -- middle finger masturbation (one if by land and two if by sea?) MAAH -- marbles and a horseride (or why the british ladies love their steeplechases) TIC -- Tongue in Cheek (no, not between, in!) (maybe that's sexually elicit?) *gggigggle* tink