Hi, my name is Mats Ahlgren. I'm course 6-3 cruft from Random.

1) RECOGNIZING ME:

recent pictures (with and without current coat): 

I'm somewhat tall, 5'9", slender build. Poofy hair.

When walking outside through the frozen wastes, I may be wearing a full-length khaki coat with significant bulk and a hood, so it may make me look like I'm 250lb and bulky and perhaps about to mug you, but secretly I'm like a slender fawn. It's just so nice and warm.
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2) LOCATING ME:

a) Random
To make it easier for mafia to shank me, I will attempt to frequent Random at least every other day for at least an hour; I may be on the following floors:
- Black Hole - 20%
- Clam - 35%
- Pecker - 20%
- Destiny - 5%
- wherever people are wanking about mafia - 20%
I may be talking with people or playing a boardgame.

b) with Josh
I can often be found when jfrisch (God) has a food mob (95% chance), and sometimes at Random afterwards.
I might go to lunch with Josh to Thelonious Monkfish sometime this week. I might go with him to dinner to Muqueca if he has a mob there. I might need to go to Star this week. Josh is allowed to relay my movements to mafia.

c) in apartment
I also live at an apartment at 23 Sidney St with jfrisch. If you wish to shank me here, CONTACT GOD.