SCREENPLAY FROM FRIDAY'S CICDO MEETING, written by Jimmy:

A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far, away...
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		 /      ||  |  /      ||       \ /  __  \  
		|  ,----'|  | |  ,----'|  .--.  |  |  |  | 
		|  |     |  | |  |     |  |  |  |  |  |  | 
		|  `----.|  | |  `----.|  '--'  |  `--'  | 
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				Episode VI
			    Return of the Wadi

		Fluke Skygawker has returned to his home
	     planet on the top of building 24 in an attempt
	  to rescue his friend Chan Cicdo from the clutches of
		    the vile gangster Tool'an Kaput.

Enter good guys, led by Fluke.  Group includes Jimmy R., Eric S.,
Steve M., Lawrence D., Mariam C., Magan D., Katie A.

Fluke: We are here Friday, September 29, at 4:00, to speak with Tool'an Kaput.

(silence)

Fluke: You will give us the seminar room now!

(bad guys file out)

Fluke: You serve your master well.  And you will be rewarded.

Jimmy: On the wall there is Chan Cicdo.  He's been carbonized for
something like 15 years, but he used to have a lot of say in a lot of
the stuff that went on in the Republic, including hiring new
instructors, deciding what needed to be fixed and changed, decide on
new classes and seminars and funding for--

Katie: Shhh!  You'll wake up Tool'an Kaput!

Tool'an: What's this?!?

Fluke: We are the Committee In Charge of Doing the Obvious and you--

Tool'an: Come to rescue Chan?  I think I like him where he is.  I
trust you will soon find my simple abode as comfortable as he has.

Mariam: How can you stand it here with all the crumbs and ooze and
dead good guys?  How long has it been since these carpets have been
cleaned?

Tool'an: They were just cleaned this summer, but--

Mariam: Well they should be cleaned again.  And how can you kill good
guys without good knives?!?

Tool'an: But--

Mariam: And the dishwasher!  Really!  While we're at it, these windows
without screen in your food preparation chamber are really a safety
hazard.

Tool'an: I didn't--

Jimmy: Woah-- wait, we don't have to attack his physical domain.  What
about his horrible habits?

Lawrence: Yeah, we should have Freshman Colloquia here, and it would
add some variety to Tool'an Kaput's diet.

Steve: What would the colloquia be for?

Lawrence: Well, we could all just talk about things we're interested
in, or project we do in our spare time, or UROPs when we're grown up.

Megan: Maybe we could have have the colloquia during Friday lunch.

Jimmy: Why don't I send out a transmission asking for interest and ideas.

Eric: What about the carpets, and the knives, the dishwasher and windows?

Mariam: There might already be Galactic credits allocated for the
knives and the dishwasher.  I'll be in charge of following up on that.

Katie: Okay, and I'll look into cleaning the carpets and screening the
windows.  Even if we can't get professionals to clean the carpets, we
could just get some good cleaning supplies and do it ourselves.

Jimmy: Cool.  Is that everything.

Tool'an: Ha!  You forgot me!  And now you will suffer the consequences!
	(pulls lever, good guys drop into Tool'an's dungeon)


Next week: Episode VII: The Rebels Strike Back.  Author unknown.