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Charter of the Gonzo Unicycle Madness Club of Harvey Mudd College

27 March 1994

Statement of Purpose

The Gonzo Unicycle Madness Club (GUMC) of Harvey Mudd College is established to preserve the fine art of unicycle riding, to encourage social activities among unicyclists, to provide an excuse to perform stupid unicycle tricks, and most importantly, to encourage pedestrians to repent and learn to ride.

Elections

The GUMC shall have one officer, formally known as "The Officer." The Officer shall be elected annually each May in a regular club meeting. Any club member may be considered as a candidate for the position of The Officer by saying "I would like to be a candidate for the office of The Officer."

Duties

The Officer will be responsible for organizing all club functions, including at least one uni run per month. The Officer shall maintain the club's spare parts depository and be responsible for all club funds. The Officer shall reserve strawberry donuts at Foster's on the day of the Annual Foster's Run. The Officer may delegate any of its responsibilities to any other club member by creating a new office and appointing the member to that office.

Membership

Membership in the uni club shall be open to any person who can ride a unicycle or desires to ride a unicycle. Membership dues will be set and collected at the discretion of The Officer. The GUMC shall not withhold membership on the basis of race, creed, color, sex, sexual orientation, national origin, political affiliation, or any other characteristic. The GUMC does, however, reserve its right to expound the glory of unicycling to any practitioner of any form of transportation that does not have exactly one wheel, including but not limited to: skateboards, bicycles, tricycles, mopeds, rowboats, motorcycles, automobiles, airplanes, horse-drawn carriages, pogo sticks, hang gliders, busses, monorails, canoes, trains, toboggans, and if invented, teleportation.

Charter Revision

This charter may be revised or amended by any member who cares to do so, provided it can find a copy of it, and get itself appointed by The Officer to the office of The Official Reviser and Amender of the Charter.

Last modified 29 February 1996 by Jennie Hango