"...PostScript is a gift from God - just like Perl. To program in
PostScript is to become one with the printer, to know the page as the printer
knows the page, to feel and think as the printer does. It is a heightened
state consciousness that can only be achieved by transcending your earthly
flaws and joining the etherial spirits of the microprocesors and the muses
of programmers in their dance through the universe. It is to be deified by
the elegance and grace of the perfect programmer. This is your calling,
your destiny, and you cannot know the way without the hallowed codex of Adobe.
The note on the board is not from me, but a higher power who is guiding you
to perfection. Do not stray from the Eight Stroke Path of PostScript."
Eric, Acolyte of the Stack and Part-time Prophet