The Sum Of Eric's Wisdom: What Not To Do

1. Don't ride a bicycle without looking where you are going.
2. Don't pry at clothing security tags with a foot long screwdriver.
3. Don't warm a butter knife in a toaster.
4. Don't bunny hop on asphalt with high pressure tires.
5. Don't short 120 VAC terminals with a screwdriver.
6. Don't short 120 VAC terminals with your hand.
7. Don't mouth pipet boiling water.
8. Don't cut the hair in your arm pits.
9. Don't fix what isn't broken.
10. Don't eat earthworms when they are eliminating casings.
11. Don't exceed the spec's on test equipment.
12. Don't date emotionally unstable women.
13. Don't sleep after strenuous exercise.
14. Don't aggravate a woman.
15. Don't date someone you can't avoid.
16. Don't yank on strapping tape if it is stuck to your lip.
17. Don't eat live ants.