From pswalker@wellmanage.com Fri Oct 30 15:12:26 1998
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Date: Wed, 8 Jul 1998 17:09:31 -0400 
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This is sick, but very funny!


> >   titles to children's books that you won't see anytime soon . . .
> > >>
> > >> These were from a Washington Post contest:
> > >> "You Were an Accident" (Jean Sorensen, Herndon; Barry Blyveis,
> > >> Columbia)
> > >> "Strangers Have the Best Candy" (Stephen Dudzik, Silver Spring)
> > >> "The Little Sissy Who Snitched" (Tom Witte, Gaithersburg)
> > >> "Some Kittens Can Fly!" (David Genser, Arlington)
> > >> "The Protocols of the Grandpas of Zion" (David Genser, Arlington)
> > >> "How to Dress Sexy for Grownups"  (Stephen Dudzik, Silver Spring)
> > >> "Getting More Chocolate on Your Face" (Thomas Drucker, Carlisle,
> > Pa.)
> > >> "Where Would You Like to Be Buried?"  (Barry Blyveis, Columbia)
> > >> "Where's Godot?" (Jonathan Paul,  Garrett Park)
> > >> "Katy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her" (David Genser,
> > Arlington)
> > >> "The Attention Deficit Disorder Association's Book of Wild Animals
> > of
> > >> North Amer Hey! Let's Go Ride Our Bikes!" (Meg Sullivan,Potomac)
> > >> "All Dogs Go to Hell"  (Joseph Romm, Washington)
> > >> "The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking"  (Joseph Romm, Washington)
> > >> "When Mommy and Daddy Don't Know the Answer They Say God Did It"
> > >> (Barry
> > >> Blyveis, Columbia)
> > >> "Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia"  (John Kammer, Herndon)
> > >> "What Is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog?" (Kenneth Krattenmaker,
> > >> Landover Hills)
> > >> "Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?" (Martin
> > >> Keutel, Alexandria)
> > >> "Bi-Curious George" (Art Grinath,  Takoma Park)
> > >> "Daddy Drinks Because You Cry"  (Stephen Dudzik, Silver Spring)
> > >> "Mister Policeman Eats His Service Revolver" (Russ Beland,
> > >> Springfield)
> > >
> > 
> > 
> > 
> > 
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