Date: Sun, 28 Oct 2001 21:14:52 -0500

			   45 Bumperstickers

1. Constipated People Don't Give A Shit.

2. To All You Virgins:
   Thanks For Nothing.

3. If At First You Don't Succeed...
   Blame Someone Else And Seek Counseling.

4. Impotence:  Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings".

5. Horn Broken ...
   Watch For Finger.

6. It's not how you pick your nose, but where you put the booger.

7. If you're not a hemorrhoid, get off my ass.

8. The Earth is full - Go home

9. I have the body of a God ... Buddha

10. This would be really funny if it weren't happening to me.

11. So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time

12. Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult

13. If we quit voting will they all go away?

14. The face is familiar but I can't quite remember my name.

15. Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway

16. Illiterate?  Write for help.

17. Honk if anything falls off

18. Cover me!  I'm changing lanes.

19. He who hesitates is not only lost but miles from the next exit.

20. I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person.

21. You!  Out of the gene pool!

22. Where are we going and why am I in this handbasket?

23. If you can read this, please flip me over.
    (Seen upside-down on a Jeep)

24. Remember Folks:  Stop lights timed for 35 mph are also timed for 70 mph.

25. Guys: No Shirt, No Service
    Gals: No Shirt, No Charge

26. If walking is so good for you, then why does my mailman look like
    Jabba the Hut?

27. Ax me about Ebonics.

28. Boldly Going Nowhere

29. Cat: The Other White Meat

30. Caution - Driver Legally Blonde

31. Don't be sexist - bitches hate that.

32. Heart attacks ... God's revenge for eating his animal friends.

33. How many roads must a man travel down before he admits he is lost?

34. Money isn't everything, but, it sure keeps the kids in touch.

35. Saw It ... Wanted It ... Pitched A Fit ... Got It!

36. My Hockey Mom Can Beat Up Your Soccer Mom.

37. Grow Your Own Dope -- Plant a Man.

38. All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets.

39. Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

40. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

41. WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.

42. BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore.

43. So you're a feminist...Isn't that cute.

44. I need someone really bad...Are you really bad?

45. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.