From donna@trantor.cc.umb.edu Thu Jun 29 16:32:17 1995 Date: Sun, 26 Jun 1994 09:10:50 -0400 From: Donna Dube To: jcb@MIT.EDU Happy Birthday Happy birthday - ugh! Happy birthday - ugh! Grief and sorrow fill the air Children dying everywhere Happy birthday... Plague and famine in the air People dying everywhere Happy birthday... Doom, destruction, and despair People dying everywhere Happy birthday... Gloom and doom and dark despair People dying everywhere Happy birthday... Fear and gloom and darkness but No one found out You Know What Happy birthday... May the cities in your wake Burn like candles on your cake Happy birthday... See the women wail and weep Kill them all but save the sheep Happy birthday... Hear the women wail and weep Kill them all but spare the sheep Happy birthday... Rape the women while they sleep Kill them all but save the sheep Happy birthday... You're a period cook, 'tis true Ask the beetles in the stew Happy birthday... Now your jail-bait days are done Let's go out and have some fun Happy birthday... May your deeds with sword and axe Equal those with sheep and yaks Happy birthday... You must marry very soon Baby's due the next full moon Happy birthday... Your servants steal, your wife's untrue Your children plot to murder you Happy birthday... They stole your sword, your gold, your house Took your sheep but not your spouse Happy birthday... Were I sitting in your shoes I'd go out and sing the blues Happy birthday... Though you're turning 29 Age to you is like fine wine Happy birthday... So you're 29 again Don't tell lies to your good friend Happy birthday... Now you've lived another year Age to you is like stale beer Happy birthday... So another year has past Don't look back, they're gaining fast Happy birthday... Long ago your hair turned grey Now it's falling out, they say Happy birthday... Now you've lived another year And your death is drawing near Happy birthday... Now you've reached the age you are Your demise cannot be far Happy birthday... The Black Death just struck your town You yourself feel quite run-down Happy birthday... We've brought linen, white as cloud Now we'll sit and sew your shroud Happy birthday... Now you are the age you are Your demise cannot be far Happy birthday... Indigestion's what you get >From the enemies you 'et Happy birthday... See the lines upon your face Like the pattern of old lace Happy birthday... At your age you ought to learn First you pillage, then you burn On your birthday... Burn the castle and storm the keep Kill the woman but save the sheep Happy birthday... It's your birthday, never fear You'll be dead this time next year Happy birthday... We brought linen, white as cloud Now we'll sit and sew your shroud Happy birthday... I like children, yes I do baked or broiled or in a stew Happy birthday... I'm a leper, can't you see Have a birthday kiss from me Happy birthday... Now you've lived another year Now you know that Death is near Happy birthday... Children dying everywhere They say that cancer's caused by beer Happy birthday... Famine, fear, fire and flood Can't keep your face out of the mud Happy birthday... Death and gloom and black despair People dying everywhere Happy birthday... So far Death you have bypassed Don't look back it's gaining fast Happy birthday... Burn, then rape by firelight Add romance to life tonight Happy birthday...