Beer. . . .Some words of wisdom.

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps
if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons,  but at
the very least you need a beer. -Frank Zappa

Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep
your mouth shut.-Ernest Hemingway

Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken
out of me.-Winston Churchill

He was a wise man who invented beer. -Plato

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank
her.-W.C. Fields

Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink. -Lady Astor to
Winston Churchill
Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it. -His reply

If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us
stomachs.-David Daye

Work is the curse of the drinking class.-Oscar Wilde

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. -Henny Youngman

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. -Benjamin Franklin

If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet it makes
beer shoot out your nose.-Deep Thought, Jack Handy

Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer.
Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel
does not go nearly as well with pizza.-Dave Barry

The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks
behind.-Humphrey Bogart

Why is American beer served cold? So you can tell it from urine.-David Moulton

People who drink light "beer" don't like the taste of beer; they just like
to pee a lot.-Capital Brewery, Middleton, WI

Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.-Kaiser Wilhelm

I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.-Homer Simpson

Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen,
for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in
beer.-Dave Barry

I drink to make other people interesting.-George Jean Nathan

They who drink beer will think beer.-Washington Irving

An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his
fools.-For Whom the Bell Tolls, Ernest Hemmingway

All right, brain, I don't like you and you don't like me - so let's just
do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer.-Homer Simpson