Here's a copy of the letter Jian read on stage:

Dear Mr. Mike Ford, Mr. Murray Foster, Mr. Jian Ghomeshi, and Mr. Dave Matheson:

We at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology would like to thank you, Moxy Fruvous, for your contributions to the awareness of science, technology, and other areas of study. Specifically, these departments commend you for the following:

• The Department of Mechanical Engineering wishes to acknowledge your thoughtful discussion of automobile manufacturing in Darlington Darling.
• The Department of Chemistry thanks you for explaining thermodynamics in Entropy.
• The Department of Civil and Environmental Engineering is pleased with your recognition of their area of study. Horseshoes provides an accurate description of the difficulties of engineering rail transit, and River Valley well represents the struggles we face trying to preserve the environment.
• The Department of Aeronautics and Astronautics thanks you for your promoting space travel and exploration in Laika and You Will Go To The Moon.
• The Department of Literature is pleased with your recognition of written work in My Baby Loves A Bunch Of Authors.
• The Department of Electrical Engineering and Computer Science commends you for recognizing the role of fiber optics in telephony (On Her Doorstep), as well as the influences of computing (Stuck In The 90's).
• The MIT Medical Department commends you for promotion caution against excessive medical treatment in The Incredible Medicine Show.
• The Media Lab thanks you for realizing that their new programmable televisions will soon replace video rentals in Video Bargainville.

Again, thank you from all of us at MIT. We're very fortunate to have you visit us here, and wish you all the best in your future endeavours.

Sincerely,