The Flea
A wife and her lover were once in bed when the husband came home. Since
the lover had no time to run or hide, the woman rolled him up in a straw
mat, marched out with the mat under her arm, and announced that she was
going to knock the fleaso out of it. As she jumped over the hearth, the
naked lover slid out and fell thump into the ashse. The husband's eyes
widened. "Biggest flea I ever saw!" he exclaimed. He seemed to register
nothing else.
The big flea fled on all fours.