Darklocke & Tomo's
Social Column

Published whenever we feel like it.

Vol 1, Issue #8

60 Wind, 1602

All The News We Think You Need To Know


The Okians are about to invade, Tor Lanencrest is going house on the Tors and New Galen, Night Alyss is still out there, the huge undead army is still out there -- what do you think should be done?


Well, good thing we're paying all these taxes so the government can protect us -- wait, they're not?
You'd think that if New Galen were so important to be attacked by so many groups, we could at least have showers you don't have to stoop under.
Happy hour! Might as well be drunk when we all get killed.
Can't we all just get along? Ha, just kidding...
Damn, you'd think those people in the militia would've learned by now to not write "I'm bored" in their PELs...
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Bring it.