Darklocke & Tomo's
Social Column

Published whenever we feel like it.

Vol 1, Issue 7

45 Ice, 1602

All The News We Think You Need To Know


Poll: What are you the most afraid of?


Getting turned into a gem monk.
The Militia doing the Monty Python 'Camelot' cabaret sketch.
Being asked, "Have you met my good friend Seiji?"
Getting killed and having alluSina plant mushrooms in my dead body.
Having people think that I look like this in real life.
Getting sat on by Bran.