Epsilon Theta Student Airlift Service

259 Saint Paul Street, Brookline, MA 02446

"You people should know that the ET Airlift Service is happy to provide rides for your friends during Rush."
-- David Maze, said off-the-cuff during a Rush prep meeting, which made me go "hmm...."

  Mission Statement

ET-SAS is an active- and alumni-piloted service dedicated to the prompt and safe transport of passengers to and from Epsilon Theta.

Flagship transport is currently provided on the BSV-1, built by the Ford Ship Yards. Current passenger capacity is 1-14 passengers. Other craft are also used, including smaller shuttlecraft made by the Saturn Ship Yards.

Upgrades for the BSV-1 include adding lightbars and sirens, plus re-instating the original dual chassis turbolasers, wingtip turbolasers, and rear-facing dual turbolaser turret. If you wish to contribute to this restoration, please contact bsv1-restoration@mit.edu.

       

Manufacturer's drawing of the BSV-1.

ET people arrive at Winter Alumni Retreat aboard the (unmodified) BSV-1.

  Contacting Us

We welcome you to contact us for your transport needs to and from Epsilon Theta by calling us at 617.734.9211 or x3-8888.

ET-SAS can also provide high-security transport of VIP personnel to/from Epsilon Theta. If you have special needs, we will make every effort to accomodate them. Please contact as early as possible so that we may help you make the proper arrangements.

Note that, due to current technical difficulties, we are unable to offer sub-orbital transports at this time. We apologize for the temporary inconvenience; we are making every effort to have the BSV-1's antigrav thrusters re-calibrated.

  Our Pilots

ET-SAS pilots come from a diversity of backgrounds and are already well-versed in the rigors of piloting an Imperial Lambda-class shuttle. Further intensive training guarantees that all pilots are capable of navigating the Big Dig in 4.2 parsecs, avoiding detection by unruly Red Sox fans, and if necessary, engaging in spaceflight combat with Boston drivers.

Pilot Roster
Name Specialty
Ted Allison High-speed formation flight
Jennifer Clay Tactical maneuvering
David Leung High-speed maneuvering and evasion
David Maze Engineering
Ingrid Ulbrich High-speed knitting

Thank you for your interest in ET-SAS, and we look forward to serving you soon.

Annual Commander's Inspection of the ET-SAS.


ET Special Airlift Service