(Jim)
"Hegemons like me.  I'm neat, loyal, trustworthy, and brave.  They're
neat, loyal, trustworthy, and brave.  Something no party should be
without."

Everybody ought to be a Hegemon.

(Jayla)
Everybody oughtn't be a Hegemon.

(Jim)
Everybody ought to have a psychic trade
Everybody ought to be a funny shade
To putter around the ship
Everybody ought to be a Hegemon.

(Jayla)
Everybody oughtn't be a Hegemon.

(Jim)
Everybody ought to be omnipotent
Equipotent
And always have a tip!

Oh! Oh!
Wouldn't it be delicious
Granting all the wishes
Just like a pro
Oh! Oh!
Wouldn't it be delightful
Saying yes, saying no?
Everybody ought to be a Hegemon!

(Jayla)
Everybody oughtn't be a Hegemon

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