``The OffWorld Colonies. A chance to begin again in a golden land of opportunity and adventure. Sign up today.....''
``Tired of your boring, mundane lives on the Offworld Colonies? Sick of raising Yoyodyne Rhinocattle (tm) from sunrise to sunset? Be a part of our top-notch team. Join the Offworld Troopers...''
Exerpt from Offworld Trooper Mission Document # 343-221-456-Z:
Welcome to Antartica, a one-night live-action roleplaying game set in the distant future, where discoveries in interstellar travel have allowed man to explore the galaxy. The Offworld Colonies now exist and grow and prosper, and it is up to the Offworld Troopers to maintain peace and security.
Sponsored by the M.I.T. Assassins' Guild, this game is brought to you by Derek Herrera, Chris Merkel, Mike Moore and Mark Rousculp (Demolition, Inc.), and is scheduled to run on November 12 and December 3, from 8:00 pm until 2:00 am. For more information, send mail to <email@example.com>.
Yes, we know it's normally spelled `Antarctica'.