Sigma Delta Male Purity Test


Score one point for each "No."

(*) means with anyone, as long as it was with sexual intent.

Have you ever...

  1. Had an erection?
  2. Had a date?
  3. Kissed someone other than your mother?
  4. Had a date past 4:00 A.M.?
  5. Had a date Friday, Saturday, and Sunday of the same weekend?
  6. Done 3. in the last three months?
  7. Done 3. while both of you were in a horizontal position?
  8. Done 3. during a first encounter?
  9. French kissed?
  10. Ear frenched or been ear frenched?
  11. Danced with a woman?
  12. Floor danced/experienced the carpet?
  13. Necked continuously for more than fifteen minutes?
  14. Necked continuously for more than three hours?
  15. Lied to break a date?
  16. Gone steady?
  17. Petted below the shoulders?
  18. Gone swimming with a woman in the nude? (*)
  19. Bathed or showered with a woman? (*)
  20. Fondled a woman's covered breast?
  21. Fondled a woman's bare breast?
  22. Done 21. in the last three months?
  23. Removed a woman's bra?
  24. Worn enticing lingerie for an interested party?
  25. Fondled the bare breast of a woman you picked up? (*)
  26. Sucked a woman's nipples?
  27. Done 26. in the last three months?
  28. Had someone else's hand down your pants?
  29. Fondled a woman's vagina?
  30. Done 29. on a first date?
  31. Done 29. in the last three months?
  32. Gone through the motions of sexual intercourse while fully clothed?
  33. Seen a completely nude woman?
  34. Been seen completely nude by a woman?
  35. Been completely undressed by an interested party?
  36. Told someone you loved them when you did not?
  37. Had two encounters with two different women within a twelve hour period? (*)
  38. Been involved with two women at the same time? (*)
  39. Told or listened to dirty jokes in mixed company?
  40. Read pornographic literature?
  41. Seen a pornographic movie?
  42. Seen a burlesque show?
  43. Had an orgasm?
  44. Masturbated?
  45. Discussed masturbation with an interested party?
  46. Done 44. in the last three months?
  47. Done 44. with foreign objects? (Not the Slav upstairs.)
  48. Had a wet dream?
  49. Done up something containing tobacco?
  50. Had an alcoholic drink?
  51. Thrown up due to excessive consumption of alcohol?
  52. Passed out due to excessive consumption of alcohol or drugs?
  53. Used dope or hash? (Brownies count.)
  54. Used anything harder? (e.g. amphetamines, hallucinogens, etc.)
  55. Trafficked in drugs?
  56. Participated in a drug party that lasted longer than 24 hours?
  57. Had your belt unbuckled or your fly unzipped? (*)
  58. Had your bare genitals fondled?
  59. Had your penis sucked?
  60. Participated in cunnilingus?
  61. Had sexual intercourse?
  62. Done 61. in the last three months?
  63. Done 61. with a virgin? (Her, not you.)
  64. Done 61. during a woman's menstrual period?
  65. Done 61. without birth control?
  66. Done 61. in a car?
  67. Done 61. in a frat or motel room?
  68. Done 61. in the Greek manner? (Anal intercourse.)
  69. ?????
  70. Done 61. with the woman in the dominant position?
  71. Done 61. standing up?
  72. Done 61. doggie fashion? (From the rear.)
  73. Done 61. in the shower?
  74. Done 61. on a first encounter?
  75. Done 61. in an altered state? (Not Idaho.)
  76. Done 61. with more than one woman?
  77. Done 61. with more than seven women?
  78. Done 61. with more than one woman in the same night?
  79. Done 61. more than three times in the same night?
  80. Done 61. more than ten times with the same person?
  81. Participated in a threesome?
  82. Used a sexual aid or appliance?
  83. Convinced a person to masturbate in front of you?
  84. Made a sexual proposition?
  85. Had a homosexual experience?
  86. Attempted/reached climax with another man?
  87. Made love for personal gain?
  88. Taken or given money for sex? (Not with your current lover.)
  89. Visited a house of ill repute?
  90. Been watched during sex by an impartial observer?
  91. Had V.D.?
  92. Engaged in bestiality?
  93. Gotten a woman pregnant?
  94. Been the cause of an abortion? (i.e. you were the father)
  95. Been the father of an illegitimate child?
  96. Ejaculated in a woman's mouth?
  97. Participated in an orgy? (More than 4 people.)
  98. Committed adultery?
  99. Been arrested?
  100. Committed a felony? (Other than those above.)

mjbauer@lcs.mit.edu