SHAM-58.
Veteran cop weeps.
"Worst child abuse case I've seen.
Fed SPAM twelve weeks straight."
SHAM-70.
With a quick finger
She poked the SPAM heart right out
Of the musubi.
SHAM-84.
Screamin' Jay Hawkins'
Scatalogical blues caused
By one childhood bite.
SHAM-127.
Supermarket aisle.
Mom pushes cart toward SPAM shelf.
Child bursts into tears.
33.
Mom cooked SPAM Surprise.
Pink grease, smothered in mustard...
I still fear mustard.
176.
Menacing pink cube
You tortured me in my youth
SPAM will have its day
188.
Saturday TV,
Mom prepares a treat for us.
Ignorance is bliss!
235.
"Mommy," says the brat,
"I don't like Spam." Mom replies,
"Hold your breath; swallow."
240.
I remember SPAM.
As child, camping; as adult,
vegetarian.
254.
My mother loved SPAM,
Glistening pink cube of "pork."
I'm in therapy.
281.
SPAM, straight from the can
or fried on bread with ketchup.
MMmmmemories from youth.
304.
Kate never had SPAM.
I am a woeful father.
SPAM, not toast, for her.
592.
Mother opens SPAM
Child's hunger used as weapon
Peanut butter, please
593.
Mother slices SPAM
Child stares out of the window
Short attention span
594.
Mother serves the SPAM
Child's tears moisten the sandwich
Time passes slowly
595.
Mother, empty can
SPAM, insubordination
Child learns to run fast
596.
Mother, old-age tears
Adult child harbors revenge
SPAM did this to me
651.
When I was a girl
I never, ever ate SPAM.
I feel so deprived.
652.
When I was a girl
I always, always ate SPAM.
I feel so depraved.
654.
Repeated nightmare:
Tormented in high school class--
Given SPAM swirlie.
705.
"Yo' mama eats SPAM,"
said one child to another.
The supreme insult.
784.
Mom packed SPAM for my
school lunches. The other kids
wouldn't sit with me.
894.
Grandma cooks us lunch.
Mystery meat in pink broth.
The cheese IS dripping!
976.
I was shocked to learn
At the tender age of nine
SPAM is for eating
1029.
Using only SPAM
Grandma made some tasty treats.
We set her on fire.
1178.
Hot greasy slices
Forced to eat in my childhood
God, I hate SPAM now!
1179.
Back in the '40s
Mom fed us fried SPAM for lunch;
We must have been poor.
1188.
Warped beyond repair
SPAM served breakfast, lunch, dinner
Poor kid had no chance
1216.
Grandma cooked us SPAM.
Grandpa ate it. We didn't.
His inheritance...
1342.
Boy trapped in ice box
Nothing else inside but SPAM
Boy eats own left foot
1355.
As a child, mom fed
me SPAM when I cursed. Oper-
ant conditioning.
1549.
Anguished kids cry out
Another slice hits their plates
Send Pork Away, Mom!
1616.
Where do we come from?
Can Claus do it in one night?
What the heck is SPAM?
1801.
Pink and silly SPAM
sitting sweating on my plate.
Thanks for nothing, Mum!
1810.
Famous beginnings:
Ate "SPAM Surprise" at young age.
Stephen King is born.
1897.
Mother was fed SPAM
She squirmed like her siblings did
Sadistic parents
1917.
SPAM in the pantry
mom doesn't know what to cook
bring out the skillet
1926.
Come, come, dear liebchen.
Eat your nice pink SPAM dindins.
Ugh! You little puke!
1961.
O, rubbery meat:
The scourge of many a meal
I had to endure.
2076.
Kraft macaroni
SPAM slices, toaster oven
childhood memories
2103.
"What's for dinner, Pop?"
"SPAM," my Dad sternly replies.
"What! You don't love me?"
2104.
"What's for breakfast, Mom?"
"Fresh SPAM," my mother replies.
"I'm running away."
2107.
"Eat up your SPAM, dear."
"Makes me sick, Mom." "Eat it, brat."
Pulls grenade pin. BANG.
2273.
When I was a kid
Mom would make SPAM casserole.
Now she denies it.
2537.
Boy Scout camping trip.
Kid cooks SPAM for his patrol.
He gets a wedgie.
2614.
The smell of seared pork
Product and volatile oils--
Child camps with parents.
2679.
summer foolishness
mother warned not to be late
spamburgers waiting
2680.
mom was never home
and dad could only cook spam
now I'm a parent
2717.
Night before Christmas
Left Santa some milk and SPAM
Coal in my stocking
2751.
I am in trouble.
My parents caught me with SPAM!
Forever grounded!
2862.
Years of therapy--
Repressed memory returns:
Mom made me eat SPAM.
2863.
Can't hate her for it.
Turns out she was SPAM-abused
by HER own mother.
2864.
For good of my kids:
I'm in SPAM recovery.
Must break these chains now.
2881.
Were the Menendez
Brothers justified? Of course.
Parents served them SPAM.
3083.
Students at Foothill
Ranch School send in their SPAMku.
Cho corrupts our youth.
3084.
Mrs. Martin says,
"Class, think of SPAM." What have we
Done to the children?
3085.
Oh well, better that
Students do SPAMku than drugs.
But only slightly.
3166.
Thenardier feeds
Cosette nothing but SPAM. What
Vicious child abuse.
3302.
The school lunch ladies
used to say, "Just eat your SPAM
and shut the hell up!"
3389.
Kittens' first day out:
They encounter SPAM! One sniff,
all run back to Mom.
3473.
For far humbler foods
Children elsewhere are starving.
Eat your SPAM, you brat!
3498.
More problems at school.
The lunch ladies feed us SPAM.
Hire some more nurses.
3540.
Taunting dares by friends.
Not wanting to seem chicken
he eats the SPAM gel.
3647.
Parents give me task:
Think SPAM and five, seven, five...
Warn: think SPAM, don't eat.
3755.
My dumb brother broke
My Mr. Potato Head.
Now I just use SPAM.
3863.
Middle class though we,
SPAM was never on our shelf.
A deprived childhood.
3871.
Mom made it sound great:
"O.K., Ian...it's SPAM time!"
Then I'd choke it down.
3983.
As a poor young child,
My mother only made SPAM.
Don't make fun of it.
4015.
Eyelids hang heavy
As father drones on and on
About SPAM's great taste.
4016.
Ant crawls on my SPAM.
Throw it away? How wasteful!
Here, sister...have mine.
4041.
He was bad this year
Santa left the rich, fat boy
SPAM in his stocking
4042.
He was good this year
Santa left the poor, thin boy
SPAM in his stocking
4079.
Son thought he loved SPAM
Then he asked me to buy some
His love disappeared
4086.
"If you eat your SPAM,
I'll give you extra dessert."
"Go to hell, Mommy!"
4088.
I built a club house.
My sister brought SPAMBURGERs.
Now it's "boys only."
4238.
Squishy pink stuff on
My plate. Didn't know my Mom
Could hate me like this.
4261.
Mailed camp care package
Beef jerky and cans of SPAM--
Return to sender
4354.
My younger brother
Asked me what SPAM was made of.
I let him wonder.
4358.
"Don't play with your food."
"What else can I do with SPAM?
Eat it? Yeah, right, Mom."
4368.
Childhood memories
Think of poor starving children
I won't eat that slop
4528.
As the clown dances,
The children laugh. When he eats
SPAM, though, they all cry.
4551.
Mother fed us SPAM
Everyday, ate: our bodies
Preserved mummies
4640.
Mom, you're a great cook,
but I just have one question:
Is this edible?
4661.
"He started it," said
the boy with the bleeding nose.
"He shat on my SPAM!"
4747.
I asked my teacher
How they made SPAM so tasty
"Don't ask, just enjoy"
4814.
Mother loved you more.
I only got coal. No SPAM
In my red stocking.
4997.
Vile school lunches...but!
We wonder why kids rebel?
Lukewarm SPAM croquettes?
5021.
"Don't worry," said Mom
to her vegetarian
daughter. "SPAM's not meat..."
5046.
Can you remember
your first time? Or have you blocked
painful memories?
5055.
Maman died today.
I do not care because she
always fed me SPAM.
5261.
The schoolchildren play
The outsider, sad, looks on
Tried to swap Spamwich
5367.
A child is kidnapped
No demand for cash, ransom:
Child's weight in SPAM
5541.
my dog died today.
mother fed him a spamwich
i will have revenge!!!!
5620.
gelatinous cube
quivering beneath your tin
you smell like my dad
5720.
My daughter asks me,
"Where does SPAM come from, daddy?"
"Go ask your mother."
5721.
My daughter asks me,
"What does SPAM taste like, daddy?"
"You don't want to know."
5813.
it is still moving
mom said it's already dead
i don't believe it
5825.
Mother's rough finger
Stirs water into the Tang
And glazes the SPAM.
5909.
SPAM of my childhood
You root me out even here
On the Internet
5935.
My dad used to eat
head cheese. SPAM's bad enough. Let's
not start about that.
5945.
My mommy just said,
"We're going to have SPAM now,"
and that's when I barfed.
5954.
Mother's casserole
Fatty chunks, larval noodles
NO MORE I cry out
5994.
Woke and opened door
Screamed in terror as I saw
Dad and SPAM in bed
6032.
Mom served SPAM on all
the major holidays. Oh,
how I dread Easter!
6050.
Bedtime: Go to sleep
now or it's SPAM for breakfast.
A childhood nightmare.
6053.
SPAM slab on my plate
Pink and slimy pseudomeat
Mom made me eat it
6056.
Didn't want the SPAM
Slimy pink chunks on my plate
Mom made me eat it
6062.
Don't feed your kids SPAM
Bet that's how Jeffrey Dahmer
Got urge to eat folks
6077.
My brother still likes
his Vienna Sausages.
See: childhood trauma.
6137.
I was raised on fried
SPAM and sausage. Now, gorged on
shame, I am vegan.
6216.
Therapy brought back
Memories of the blue can
SPAM abuse repressed
6217.
I hate to eat SPAM
My mother made us eat it
Cold or hot, it's gross!
6258.
Played sick to stay home
Mom gave me fried SPAM for lunch
Not playing sick now
6272.
I had a nightmare
I was young and given SPAM
"Goody!" I cried out
6281.
When young, I took pills
To quell my heart condition
I ate SPAM a lot
6312.
My children cry out,
"No SPAM! Please, anything else!"
"Shut up and eat it."
6322.
"Please, Mom!" my kids beg,
"Let us get a Happy Meal
Instead of this SPAM."
6340.
To make Mom happy
I tried to enjoy the SPAM
But I just couldn't.
6384.
"Eat so you will grow!"
Myst'ry meal canned long ago...
Child cries..., Mommy no!
6522.
Sunday breakfast treat
SPAM and scrambled eggs to eat
Oh why Daddy, why?
6526.
MY DAUGHTER ASKS ME
"WHAT'S FOR LUNCH DADDY." SHE WAITS.
"SPAM" SAITH I AND WAIL
6571.
Pink glutinous SPAM
Elicit flashbacks from youth
Tastebuds now need shrink
6857.
Gave SPAM to teacher
Thought it was a nice present
Got all Fs on card
6874.
As Mom scoops up some
broccoli Fido slips the
SPAM back on your plate.
6954.
Thoughts of childhood bring
Odor. Mom's SPAM and peach bake.
Streets claim runaway.
7091.
Inventor of SPAM,
Jay Hormel--were you dropped on
Your head as a child?
7154.
Coins wedged in pink slab.
Father was too cheap to buy
A real piggy bank.
7658.
Lying on the couch
Recalling those days of SPAM
Tormented childhood
7693.
I RECALL AT SCHOOL
BEING FORCED TO EAT FRIED SPAM.
WAS THAT CHILD ABUSE?
7919.
My mom beats my dad
Then he makes a lot of SPAM
Mom beats dad, AGAIN
7920.
Once I saw my dad
he was having sex, some man
Then I fucked some SPAM
8033.
Are pigs sentient?
I hope not! How horrible
knowing final fate!
8034.
Little pig playing
in the barnyard happily--
Ignorance is bliss.
8067.
A glob of pink goo
Mom called it a weird pork chop
I'll be scarred for life
8156.
Parent's worst nightmare:
"Look, Mommy, I'm eating SPAM."
Emergency room.
8201.
Cafeterias
In high schools throughout our state
Serve SPAM once a week
8420.
By King Henry's word:
"Those who serve SPAM to kids shall
Be executed."