SPAM Haiku 19501-19600

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19501.
Hat, shoes, purse, and gloves
SPAM, a lovely complement
All will envy you
--Mike Eccles, ecclesmike@aol.com

19502.
She ran to the ledge
Tears welled up in her blue eyes
The SPAM was all gone

--Mike Eccles, ecclesmike@aol.com

19503.
I eat my SPAM with
pickles. It helps me bear the
taste of dank pig guts.

--Josch Gouldman (formerly Shadowpig14)

19504.
SPAM. The ideal meat
For cheap paintball excitement
and fun at parties!

--Josch Gouldman

19505.
complexion of SPAM
cold pink skin with fat white bits
dermatologist

--gerard forde

19506.
the pink nostalgia
low grade meat of yesteryear
proletarian

--gerard forde

19507.
undesirable
animal bits and pink dye
canned for your delight

--gerard forde

19508.
Time to masturbate.
I rub SPAM on my penis.
It feels really nice.

--Josch Gouldman

19509.
spiced ham in can, yum.
spiced ham given unto me,
eaten, vomited.

--Patrick, pcampbell25

19510.
"Am I more than ham?"
Humble beginnings question.
Nay! Boast "SPAM I am!"

--Doug, DYinBoston@Excite.com

19511.
SPAM sliding down throat
Care not its composition
Greasy good in gut

--SPAM I Am, lheadrick@cox.net

19512.
With click of the mouse,
wond'rous technology, we
order SPAM online.

--Milford Pigboy

19513.
Down to last SPAM can;
a plague of Mormon crickets.
God please send seagulls.

--Milford Pigboy

19514.
i twist and i frugue
i live the life of the pink
shapely SPAM imbued

--ggetherall@hotmail.com

19515.
Pale, pink, delicious
Fills every nook and cranny
Hotmail, mouth. Both: full.

--merf07

19516.
In kitchen, man dead
The man should have known better
You can't breathe through SPAM

--merf07

19517.
SPAM. Small, pink lunch meat.
Windows, feces, raw sewage.
Similarities.

--merf07

19518.
SPAM...whose idea?
I wish to know so I can
kill them...damn that SPAM

--The one and only...#9

19519.
My blood boils at SPAM
Boyfriend killed self with that thing
SPAM...it needs to die

--The one and only...#9

19520.
hello, hello SPAM
How are you doing today
I thank God for you

--Paige White, nirvana_rocks7@hotmail.com

19521.
Turkey SPAM is bad.
Perversion of the perfect.
Don't eat Turkey SPAM.

--Sean D. Kelly, DarthGabby@aol.com

19522.
pink piggy morsels
compressed mechanically
wrapped in blue metal

--Sean D. Kelly, DarthGabby@aol.com

19523.
SPAM is good like that
Why? Because I said it is
SPAM is a meat-god

--Sarah and Evan, motherbrain83@hotmail.com

19524.
Supposed to pay some
Attention. Can't concentrate!
I must write SPAMku!

--Josch Gouldman

19525.
Saddam buys up SPAM
(Biological weapon)
Mass panic ensues

--Angus Murray

19526.
SAS sent out
To destroy the SPAM missiles
Fear in Tel Aviv

--Angus Murray

19527.
Pam's Pa maps spa as
Pa's ma's SPAM sap Sam p.m.
(P.S. amps) A.M.

--Angus Murray

19528.
why it's in a can
i will not even cook it
hell no i will not

--jacob v.

19529.
"Wilma, what's for lunch?
Not SPAMosaurus I hope."
"Uh, Fred, let's go out."

--..................................possumrex

19530.
Austin can't get laid.
He humps himself with SPAM. It
is really quite sad.

--Josch Gouldman

19531.
What kind of SPAM do
they have in Africa? I
bet it's monkey SPAM.

--Josch Gouldman

19532.
Squeal like a SPAM boy!
Deliverance déjà vu.
Inbreeding preserved!

--Barry Bain, barrybain@email.com

19533.
The world is ending
Must save the delicious SPAM
Yummy SPAM, eat fast

--SPAMinator, stupendousman_00@hotmail.com

19534.
SPAM in a vacuum
twisted trees in martian breeze
arching albedo

--E.W.Herman

19535.
Fried SPAM, wasabi,
arranged on toasted oat bread.
Snack time of the Gods.

--Michael J

19536.
opened ersatz SPAM
derivative ambrosia
roller coaster ride

--Barry Bain, barrybain@email.com

19537.
Damn pink marshmallows
If I should kill my neighbor
My dogs will eat SPAM

--jill voeller, jillvoeller@hotmail.com

19538.
SPAM rotting in sun.
Seething microbial mass.
Flavor enhancer.

--Barry Bain, barrybain@email.com

19539.
shoulder of fat pig
that's pressed into the tin cell
keeps me alive now

--Spudnut

19540.
"Ben, you take care, and
(Doc Adams giving advice)
No more SPAM for Hoss."

--..................................possumrex

19541.
Pam's P.M.S. maps
amps A.M.; a P.M.'s SPAM......
......heck, open the can

--..................................possumrex

19542.
"Eve, why did you eat
the SPAM?" "The serpent beguiled
me and I did eat."

--possumrex@yahoo.com

19543.
I don't think it's pork;
I think that it could be ass.
Shoot me in the foot.

--Anonymous

19544.
They lost the big game.
SPAM-ness fills their mouths. The taste
of DEFEAT is...SPAM!

--SPAMinator, stupendousman_00@hotmail.com

19545.
I go to bed now
While SPAM-filled thoughts fill my dreams
I sleep with great joy

--SPAMinator, stupendousman_00@hotmail.com

19546.
I go to bed now,
I dream of SPAM killing me.
I'm sad...WHY SPAM? WHY?...

--SPAMinator, stupendousman_00@hotmail.com

19547.
I stroll down the street.
I feel eyes watching me. In
The shadows lurks...SPAM!

--SPAMinator, stupendousman_00@hotmail.com

19548.
My empty plate says,
"Thank you you saved me from the SPAM."
"You talk?" I reply.

--SPAMinator, stupendousman_00@hotmail.com

19549.
The grease comforts me
Artery clogging goodness
Yum, give me more SPAM

--SPAMinator, stupendousman_00@hotmail.com

19550.
world about to end?
nostradamus said nothing
about SPAM, did he?

--katie k, mudfaerie66@hotmail.com

19551.
to read all this verse
about SPAM is painful and
possibly fatal...

--katie k, mudfaerie66@hotmail.com

19552.
"I'm SPAMtacus." "No,
I'M SPAMTACUS." And still the
argument rages...

--katie k, mudfaerie66@hotmail.com

19553.
NEW RELEASE! Freddie
is made redundant in new flick
Nightmare on SPAM Street

--katie k, mudfaerie66@hotmail.com

19554.
Descartes once said this:
"SPAM ergo sum." But that was
On a rare day off.

--Chris Honan, the_little_scallywag@hotmail.com

19555.
When I pass away
I will finally be free
Of the haunting SPAM

--SPAMinator, stupendousman_00@hotmail.com

19556.
SPAM flatulence is
"Kamikaze" (divine wind)
Unless you're a pig!

--Angus Murray

19557.
I'm trying for a
Nobel prize in literature
I hope they like SPAM!

--Angus Murray

19558.
I use the SPAM cans
A bumper for an old car
Now I will ram SPAM

--jill voeller, jillvoeller@hotmail.com

19559.
A list of SPAM chores
I patched a hole with my SPAM
Please don't eat my wall

--jilrob, jillvoeller@hotmail.com

19560.
I will build a house
Keeping SPAM in the tin can
Fear not my pink mouse

--jilrob, jillvoeller@hotmail.com

19561.
SPAM never says no
When I've got a bed of SPAM
Pink whores fill my pores

--jilrob, jillvoeller@hotmail.com

19562.
Pink is the color
Or is it salmon tinted
It throws up the same

--REIHERBPOET

19563.
Save your money, gals!
Smearing SPAM on face works like
Botox injections!

--Cure 81.9

19564.
My mom served me SPAM
when I was a kid... Can I
sue for child abuse?

--Cure 81.9

19565.
I eat from the can.
Rumbling visceral time bomb...
I run to the can.

--Cure 81.9

19566.
Man of pure evil
named O-SPAM-a Bin Laden;
you are what you eat...

--Cure 81.9

19567.
Powell screwed up in
Palestine and Israel--
Common hatred? SPAM!

--Cure 81.9

19568.
raw whining power
SPAM pirate's life is for me
fiddle dee, yee hee

--katie fryslie, katiefryslie@hotmail.com

19569.
A terrible new
Disease. Causes people to
Crap out lumpy SPAM.

--Josch Gouldman

19570.
Ethnic genocide
Unrest in the Gaza Strip
And still I eat SPAM

--Wild T.

19571.
Rising murder rates
Pedophiles disguised as priests
And still I eat SPAM

--Wild T.

19572.
Pile up the blue cans
Each one tells a tale of woe
And still I eat SPAM

--Wild T.

19573.
Consider the pig.
Open a small blue can, it
Smells worse than when live.

--Gabriel, Kilgarin@adelphia.net

19574.
The young cans of SPAM
cry plaintively to John Cho--
"Are you my mother?"

--Gabriel, Kilgarin@adelphia.net

19575.
Rancid, bubbly feast
tortures my guts, rumbling in
greasy odyssey.

--Gabriel, Kilgarin@adelphia.net

19576.
Eurrurrgh.... Blooarrrrhugh!
The sound of a dog puking
After eating SPAM

--Angus Murray

19577.
Cold SPAM with custard
and anchovies in mint sauce:
That's all I eat now.

--Angus Murray

19578.
Ware SPAMikaze!
Or is it "SPAM in Khazi"?
Toilet disaster!

--Angus Murray

19579.
They say that SPAM hurts
When you belly flop on it
Don't consider it!

--Angus Murray

19580.
summertime coming
confection quiescently
jelled--mmm......SPAM-sicle!

--....................possumrex

19581.
SPAM defies all known
laws of space and time; why, I
ask you again, why?

--Jessica Bonner, nichol_storm@yahoo.com

19582.
gelatinous mound
pink vacillating pig fat
cherry blossoms fall

--Nadiah Kristensen

19583.
bamboo flute on pond
angry man shakes fists at sky
e-mail clogged with spam

--Nadiah Kristensen

19584.
Empty plate on floor.
Nutrients enrich the earth.
So the cycle turns.

--Nadiah Kristensen

19585.
Surface of my SPAM.
Twisting oily red to blue.
Fractal colors slide.

--Nadiah Kristensen

19586.
Sweeping sand off floor.
Laborious mandala.
Even SPAM will pass.

--Nadiah Kristensen

19587.
Liapunov's curse.
SPAMku procrastination.
Must get back to it.

--Nadiah Kristensen

19588.
"Delice de Jambon"
is SPAM translated in French.
Amusant, n'est-ce-pas?

--Jeremy Fletcher

19589.
the organ grinder
spins a tale into a can
humans benefit

--David Leone, daveleone@hotmail.com

19590.
Modern man should have
A taste for exceptional
Food. Example: SPAM.

--Brenna, ThugLadybug@AOL.com

19591.
Hello, delicious
Innocent SPAM cube. You will
Be my next victim.

--Brenna, ThugLadybug@AOL.com

19592.
Imagine. A SPAM.
He is lonely, yes? And why?
He tastes like my poop.

--Brenna, ThugLadybug@AOL.com

19593.
Pink as my big toe
Salty as my hottest sweat
Eat it in the can

--Beth, tlwitw@yahoo.com

19594.
pink fleshy color
the smell is very distinct
put in a tin can

--Jessica Keaveny, pinkrace2k@ao;.com

19595.
After Amy humps
Herself with SPAM, she has a
Nice, warm, squishy lunch.

--Josch Gouldman

19596.
the elephant has
spam in his yellow mailbox
his trunk sucks it up

--Anonymous

19597.
Judge asks, "Are SPAM-ku
Socially redeeming? Not!"
So Blake bail denied.

--Anonymous

19598.
Andre and Libby
Sitting in a tree. They are
Eating lots of SPAM.

--Josch Gouldman

19599.
Josh humps himself with
SPAM. Now he has no more food.
Josh is in a grave.

--Jousch Gouldman

19600.
Metal container
stripped from gooey slab; on plate,
it lies, in the pink.

--Milford Pigboy


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