SPAM Haiku 10401-10500

Move backwards to Numbers 10301-10400.

10401.
If McD's served SPAM
Their arches would be fallen
No help Doctor Scholls

--Unhappy meals, served@mcd's

10402.
800-Eat-SPAM:
Got Marv Albert on the line
But he was busy.

--Wow Now, ornever.come

10403.
Security guards
Protect this country's fine SPAM
From gourmet boosters

--Wanna Beens, keystone@cops.con

10404.
Good Morning Viet Nam!
Spammed many of our GIs.
What you doing here?

--Free Cuba, They never killed

10405.
SPAM is now P.C.
Gastrointestinal soup
Quandaries broaden

--Anonymous

10406.
Cast swine before pearls.
All SPAMku should be shredded
Like wheat, and eaten.

--Yuppo's Clone

10407.
Look!...He's gonna jump!
Sirens, fire trucks, fat cops, priests.
SPAM madness strikes not.

--Alive and Well, Thank you Spam!

10408.
Much worse than nerve gas.
GIs are forced to eat SPAM
PTSSD

--Ben Ifit Cheques, For post Spammered

10409.
Elvis boosted SPAM
Used to stuff it in his shorts
That's why he wiggled

--Elvis The Spam King, has left the store

10410.
Lift the embargo
The Cuban folks need SPAM too
And we need cigars

--Free Cuba, freecuba@once.nonet

10411.
Pink SPAM man Clinton
Should lift this wacked embargo
Instead of broads skirts

--Embargo the Broads

10412.
"Big Jaw" Lewinsky
Had her SPAM and ate it too
Hey! How about that?

--Onley, In America!

10413.
I went to college...
Took chemistry, and physics,
Ate a lot of SPAM.

--Harvey Gradfor Shuah, not the rabbit

10414.
We are all butt boys
It's all part of the great plan
It's because of SPAM

--Anonymous

10415.
Conquistadors all
Had themselves a big old ball
In search of the SPAM.

--Take 5 or 10, Imnutz

10416.
Managed health care bites!
MDs are care less givers.
Green SPAM's what they want.

--James Kindrick, ole@aol.com

10417.
Very gay Texans
And unhappy Mexicans
Meet to chew the SPAM

--Texazz Tom, el Paso

10418.
Reflections of youth
Mirrored on my can of SPAM
It's porcophagic

--Justine A;hearn, justC@ll.me

10419.
Yuppies procreate
Like roaches ....kissing cousins
Spamming buggers what?

--Aussie Phill, Vegemite@pork.com

10420.
Enchanted evenings
SPAM scented sunsets.....romance
Visions of dead hawgs

--Gwen Gwenn, ryghters.netauto

10421.
SPAM approval rates
Being manipulated
By homeless winos

--Jack in the box

10422.
SPAM between the teeth
Makes for a great midnight snack
Brush and floss not dude

--Winnie Winette, 42nd st NY

10423.
Some moonlit evenings
Are AK-47nd
Too scared to eat SPAM

--Dor Chester Ma, Dusty boys

10424.
Lily pads, cattails
Lotus blossoms, sky smiling
Green duckweed, frogs, SPAM!

--Al fortier, biga@notell.com

10425.
Cowboys and nowboys
Some good ol' boys, and how boys
Hide beneath the SPAM

--Village Idjiots

10426.
Doctors do die young
Me thinks it's retribution
A SPAM for a SPAM

--Ms. Managed Care, not for US

10427.
Yes, the Gay Nineties
I'm glad my memory's shot
Is SPAM still around?

--Granny Poop, none

10428.
Epaulets of SPAM
Hang thigh high below my groin
And chafe as I walk

--Henry De Liar

10429.
Fifty swans paddle;
Abandoned SPAM sandwich tempts...
Forty-nine swans weep.

--Col. Kurtz, allegory@holly.colostate.edu

10430.
Krogoth's new SPAM gun.
Tasty and deadly. Total
Annihilation.

--Karnov, karnovsite@hotmail.com

10431.
Arm rations are SPAM.
Arm Commander pukes and says:
"The Core are lucky!"

--Karnov, karnovsite@hotmail.com

10432.
can i help you sir?
would you like spam with those fries?
have a nice day sir!

--kailee

10433.
Apple blossom pink
Baboon arse blue container
Green, bitter, SPAM bile

--Jungle Jim Horton, Burlington Ma.

10434.
Are you a hobo?
Homeless fare extraordinaire
Put SPAM on your bum

--Streetperson, Anon.

10435.
Thirteen SPAM nuggets
Fell out of our pet chicken
Some special sauce ma'am?

--Albie Alwright, intimeiguess

10436.
Circus is in town
Midgets bum rush canned meat isle
Small consequences

--Katy Didit, -<:<|>}}}

10437.
Bountiful country
Our hopper runneth over
With the likes of SPAM

--HooowDeeee!, Capt. Howie

10438.
"SPAM is freakin' great!
And you better believe it."
A winet said that.

--Not Tammy winet, Maddog xx xx

10439.
Bloomers full of SPAM
And I don't know where I am.
Down, drunk and dirty.

--Not Tammy winet, Maddog xx xx

10440.
I see the eye chart
S, P, A, M....S, U, X
Did I pass the test?

--UG3 PHD, howboutthat

10441.
The tide ebbs and flows
We lie naked on the sand
SPAM wedgies are fun

--Reggie Wedgie, K 9 P on U

10442.
Spammo the pink clown
Got elected president
So much for your smarts

--You Go Girls, anon.clinton supporter

10443.
Nice rosy color.....
Firm flesh, smooth shape, dripping wet.
Daydreaming on SPAM.

--Frank Barney Frank, hehehehehe not!

10444.
Above, waterfall....
Beneath my feet SPAM flora,
Landlord, fix my roof!

--The Projex

10445.
Don King is the goop
That surrounds that crap called SPAM,
Clinging, foul evil.

--2 Bad Mike T., King+Buster= busted

10446.
Fu#@ I can not sh#@
I am full of pig parts from
Origins unknown

--KRISPY, KRISPY_BALL@yahoo.com

10447.
Dan S. smells like SPAM
His underarms reek like poop
But I still love him

--Purely Hetero, zoolooney00@hotmail.com

10448.
"Long Pork" tastes like SPAM?
Trouble is, to test theory,
one must taste the SPAM...

--S Lynn, JeremiasD@aol.com

10449.
Special SPAM-ku wish:
For longevity equal
to half-life of SPAM.

--Michael Kalantarian, mk@sonic.net

10450.
i went back to sleep
about a plate i did dream
of salty firm meat

--Anonymous

10451.
Odiforous muse
Visit me....lonely tonight
SPAM haiku....be right

--Pressedham Don`tnap, docyoga@aol.com

10452.
Spellchecker be damned!
Let it flow free like a man
SPAM is ART!....in can

--Pressedham Don`tnap, docyoga@aol.com

10453.
Strange "lump" in colon
Had me worried...'til recalled
Ate SPAM....can and all!

--Pressedham Don`tnap, docyoga@aol.com

10454.
Sex with meat product
although frowned upon by priests
bothers children least.

--Pressedham Don`tnap, docyoga@aol.com

10455.
Catholic sex crime
is surely more common than
poor folks eating SPAM.

--Pressedham Don`tnap, docyoga@aol.com

10456.
I am struck again.
Greasy tin preys on my mind;
all out of that stuff!

--foehn

10457.
my fingers dance fast,
chopping, cubing the pinkness
spam curry draws nigh

--foehn

10458.
pigs rent from their flesh
creatively mish-mashed so...
use all, leave nothing!

--foehn

10459.
Why is it treasured?
Greasy, hoggish, and salty;
past symbols of wealth?

--foehn

10460.
interred for ages
pig remnants for the future...
look here how we lived!

--foehn

10461.
Calling all piggies!
Chickens need not apply now
The wolf desires pork!

--foehn

10462.
jellied, juicy goo
life's ichor with chunks in can
nothing to eat now...

--foehn

10463.
life's water streaming
spurting from the blue tin box!
oh, no, food poison?

--foehn

10464.
cold weather, cold meat.
heavy flesh and salt flavor.
warms in the morning.

--foehn

10465.
What does this suggest?
Pork with my honey, right now!
SPAM slip me baby!

--foehn

10466.
Rolliness, poly
Thick, pink, stiffened for me now...
Who needs Viagra?!

--foehn

10467.
sally forth and pork!
no need to be ashamed now--
no can, no closet.

--foehn

10468.
moist flesh 'gainst moist flesh...
pressured and heated right now.
take a fork and eat.

--foehn

10469.
Is she faking it?
Delight in meat and the grease?
She is spamming ME!

--foehn

10470.
lust for the sliding
lust for the ultimate grease!
nirvana in can

--foehn

10471.
Taste of the ocean,
boundless salt, savor the taste...
Check my blood pressure.

--foehn

10472.
Stacking upon stacks.
The blocks making the fortune
of no pig at all...

--foehn

10473.
Nary a minute
Zip from can to pan to plate
Fast eaten, forget

--foehn

10474.
lil' pig where art thou?
hid away in blue houses?
watch out for my key!

--foehn

10475.
Rub that SPAM real hard...
Massage, mold, and re-arrange...
Not to be eaten.

--foehn

10476.
last to be eaten.
the lone blue can sits forlorn.
there's nothing to eat.

--foehn

10477.
What have to excite?
Blue, slick, hard, released quiv'ring
Excite, not make sick!

--foehn

10478.
tip, tap, who is that?
little pig says "let me out!
i'm stuffed in this can!"

--foehn

10479.
Haunted by piggies
innocent millions slaughtered,
no hog Schindler's List.

--foehn

10480.
Raised for meat products,
feeding maws, hungrier mouths,
a pig holocaust.

--foehn

10481.
Firm silly putty,
can hard, succulent in mouth,
heaven's pink manna.

--foehn

10482.
Misbegotten SPAM?
A by-product wannabe--
No! Thy name is Treet!

--Kathy Hanover, MsKHanover@aol.com

10483.
For equality
SPAM will be our savior; pink
Pungent spiced dream food.

--jukebox547@hempseed.com

10484.
"I love SPAM," says Bill.
Clinton commits perjury.
Make him eat his words.

--Lee Malone, leemalone@aol.com

10485.
Beantown's mumblin' man
Menino escaped the can
Of SPAM....What a ham!

--He lives, well almost...., He speaks...Not!

10486.
Bostonites beware!
You're just meat for the grinder
In old Mumblesville.

--Swan Thumper, Mumbles Menino

10487.
Fortunate indeed
Is the Spamless little child
And healthier too!

--Gone Fishing, Here@thepond.not

10488.
Give a man some SPAM
And he might become mayor,
Mumbling, but mayor.

--no name, no address and no kidding

10489.
given spam in youth
uneaten pink salty slab
cooling on my plate

--Matt Krueger, mkrueger@wwa.com

10490.
Trying to lose weight...
I eat my SPAM with hot fudge.
Does the trick just fine.

--Chuck , CLH2222@aol.com

10491.
God forgot to give
The eleventh commandment:
Thou shalt not eat SPAM.

--Marianne Harkins, mareh@bellatlantic.net

10492.
A greasy pink square
Surrounded by clear jelly
Tastes better when fried.

--Chantrelle Randle

10493.
Resentment of SPAM
Tragedy of poverty
Prejudice of cans

--dewchild, dewchild@hotmail.com

10494.
Sherry aper'tif,
SPAM medalions braised in wine,
Twinkies for dessert.

--james, simply james

10495.
Come see 'ploding SPAM
Lovely SPAM, wonderful SPAM
Look out! Thar she blows!!!

--Jerrad Pierce, Come see the 'ploding SPAM!, belg4mit@mit.edu

10496.
As I sit I think
What drink would complement SPAM?
Maybe some Drain-O

--Rhiannon, LadySomnus@aol.com

10497.
I wonder if pigs
Fight over who becomes ham
And who becomes SPAM

--Anonymous

10498.
That last Spamku sits
Anonymous, rejected
I forgot my name

--Rhiannon, LadySomnus@aol.com

10499.
What are the standards
For the inspectors of SPAM?
"Now there's a nice can!"

--Rhiannon, LadySomnus@aol.com

10500.
We mock and taunt SPAM
How can we forget hot dogs?
They're not much better

--Rhiannon, LadySomnus@aol.com