Oboe Jokes

What is the definition of a half step?
Two oboes playing in unison.
What is the definition of a major second?
Two baroque oboes playing in unison.
How do you get an oboist to play A flat?
Take the batteries out of his electric tuner.
What's the difference between a SCUD missile and a bad oboist?
A bad oboist can kill you.

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