Alto Jokes

What's the difference between an alto and a tenor?
Tenors don't have hair on their backs.
How many altos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
  1. None. They can't get that high.
  2. Two; one to screw it in and the other to say, "Isn't that a little high for you?"

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