I will respond to offers of chocolate, proposals of marriage, and the
like just as soon as time and location permit.
--Adam S. Moskowitz
That we should marry, that I should be your wife,
feels as natural as breathing and as compelling as chocolate.
--Jo Ellen Gent to William A. White
--on the occasion of their wedding, 6 Jan 1990
Chocolate is the thing. Since you're not picking someone up and
with them, you eat chocolate.
--Ronnie Davis, caterer
--New York Times, 15 November 1989
It really pains us to speak evil of so distinctively delicious a drink.
But chocolate, with its high fat and sugar content, if habitually
substituted for milk, may create an imbalance in the diet.
--Joy of Cooking
CHOCOLATE, said Death. DO YOU LIKE CHOCOLATE?
"I think it's possible to have too much," said Susan.
YOU CERTAINLY DON'T TAKE AFTER YSABELL.
Susan nodded. Her mother's favorite dish had been Genocide by Chocolate.
--Terry Pratchett, 1995, from Soul Music
Chocolate has long been heralded for its value as an energy source. Think of it this way: a single chocolate chip provides sufficient food energy for an adult to walk 150 feet; hence, it would take about 35 chocolate chips to go a mile, or 875,000 for an around-the-world hike.
You could grant me eternal life, but if it were
in a world without chocolate, I'd pass.
I want to fall in a vat of chocolate.
--Cynthia du Pre-Argent
Brownies are better than sex. --David Shalvoy
There are few things in life more satisfying than a rainy day on which
you can stay home and watch from inside a warm house, with a mug of
--via Laura Bethard