Received: from ATHENA-AS-WELL.MIT.EDU by po7.MIT.EDU (5.61/4.7) id AA26339; Wed, 5 May 93 14:07:48 EDT Received: from J-G-BALLARD.MIT.EDU by Athena.MIT.EDU with SMTP id AA18011; Wed, 5 May 93 14:07:36 EDT From: august@Athena.MIT.EDU Received: by j-g-ballard.MIT.EDU (5.61/4.7) id AA14708; Wed, 5 May 93 14:07:31 -0400 Date: Wed, 5 May 93 14:07:31 -0400 Message-Id: <9305051807.AA14708@j-g-ballard.MIT.EDU> To: bombers@Athena.MIT.EDU Subject: DS9 Drinking Game (I didn't write it, unfortunately; the author is cweller@gucis.cit.gu.edu.au) ***General*** Ship is seen on docking arm.................................5 sips Ship is seen on docking ring................................3 sips No ships seen in the establishing shot......................2 sips No ships seen in the establishing shot, but someone enters the station through an airlock...........................Last person to yell "SNAFU" chugs A TOS sound effect is blatantly used........................5 sips A TNG sound effect is blatantly used........................1 sip A TNG sound effect is used for Cardassian technology........chug The lights fail.............................................1 sip Wormhole is seen............................................1 sip A runabout is used..........................................3 sips Lift is used................................................1 sip Someone starts trouble at Quark's...........................1 sip Someone starts trouble on the Promenade.....................3 sips Someone starts trouble at Ops...............................5 sips Someone starts trouble on a new station set.................chug Bajoran in religious getup gives crewmember a funny look....3 sips ***Specific Character Rules*** *Sisko* Is seen in his office.......................................1 sip Is seen grieving for his wife...............................1 sip Gives Jake fatherly advice..................................1 sip Reminisces with Dax.........................................2 sips Looks harrassed.............................................1 sip Smiles......................................................2 sips Laughs......................................................5 sips Parties.....................................................chug *Kira* Acts aggressively...........................................1 sip Puts non-Bajoran in place...................................1 sip Snarls at Cardassian........................................1 sip Snarls at Bashir............................................2 sips Snarls at Sisko.............................................4 sips Mentions former life........................................1 sip Glares at someone before being diplomatic...................2 sips Is seen out of uniform......................................5 sips Wears a dress...............................................chug Treats Odo like respected colleague.........................1 sip Treats Bashir like something she scraped off her shoe.......1 sip Acts blatantly like Kirk....................................5 sips Talks about Bajor's future..................................2 sips Expresses desire to join Starfleet..........................chug *Dax* Gives all-knowing smile.....................................1 sip Gives advice................................................3 sips Acts supportive.............................................1 sip Mentions Trill peculiarities................................2 sips Refers to former incarnation................................1 sip per each Is seen out of uniform......................................5 sips Treats Bashir like five-year-old............................1 sip "Mothers" Bashir............................................2 sips Acts unruffled..............................................1 sip Acts irresponsible..........................................chug *Bashir* Gives lost puppy look.......................................1 sip Opens mouth, puts foot in same..............................1 sip Tries to hit on Dax.........................................1 sip Tries to hit on Kira........................................chug Tries to hit on any other female............................3 sips It *WORKS*..................................................chug Sighs at female.............................................1 sip Admits mistake..............................................5 sips Admits social mistake.......................................chug Is seen at Quark's bar......................................2 sips Is seduced..................................................PARTY! *Odo* Looks like he has an ulcer..................................1 sip Shapeshifts.................................................1 sip Is seen shifting *into* something rather than *from*........5 sips Has shapeshifting only alluded to...........................3 sips Shapeshifting upsets Quark..................................2 sips Mention of bucket...........................................3 sips You *see* it................................................chug Smiles......................................................3 sips Is seen eating or drinking..................................chug Says something cynical......................................1 sip Says something cynical about human behavior.................2 sips Treats Quark like slime.....................................1 sip Reluctantly works with Quark................................5 sips Says something nice about Quark.............................chug *Quark* Gets the hots around money...................................1 sip Gets the hots around any female..............................1 sip Acts innocent (badly)........................................1 sip *Is* innocent................................................chug Wants a reason why he should help anyone.....................1 sip Bargains.....................................................1 sip Bargains when life is at stake...............................3 sips Grovels......................................................1 sip Chews out Nog or other Ferengi...............................1 sip Gets his ears massaged.......................................3 sips Gets his ears massaged while trying to bargain...............5 sips Is involved in something dishonest...........................1 sip Is involved in something completely legal....................chug *O'Brien* Swears.......................................................1 sip Swears at Cardassian technology..............................1 sip Kicks it.....................................................3 sips Looks harrassed..............................................1 sip Wonders what he is doing on DS9..............................1 sip Is seen relaxing.............................................5 sips Butters up Keiko.............................................2 sips Emerges from hole in floor or wall...........................3 sips Looks morosely into his drink at Quark's.....................2 sips Is seen partying.............................................Chug and, some special bar rules: Regular character is seen with a drink.......................1 sip Actually drinks it...........................................chug Obviously alien female is seen...............................1 sip Obviously alien creature has oddly shaped or colored drink...2 sips Bar is busy..................................................1 sip Bar is abandoned.............................................5 sips Someone is seen entering a holosuite.........................5 sips Holosuite is alluded to......................................3 sips Holosuite interior is shown..................................chug Bashir's in it...............................................Drain the house dry! 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