The Goblin King's Song
(to the tune of the Pirate King's song,
      #3 of Pirates of Penzance)

King:
  Oh, better far to kill and dine
  on innocent travellers in the mines
  than live upon the grassy soil
  with sun that makes my green skin broil.
  Away to the surface world go you,
  Where goblins melt like hot fondue,
  But I'll be true to the song I sing
  And live and die a Goblin King!
    For I am a Goblin King!
  And it is, it is a glorious thing
  To be a Goblin King!
    For I am a Goblin King!
All:
      You are!
  Hurrah for the Goblin King!
King:
  For it is, it is a glorious thing
  To be a Goblin King
All:
      It is!
  Hurrah for the Goblin King!
  Hurrah for the Goblin King!
King:
  When I sally forth to seek my prey,
  I help myself in a royal way.
  I eat a few more brains, it's true
  Than a well-bred monarch ought to do;
  But many a king on a first-class throne,
  If he wants to call his crown his own,
  Must manage somehow to get through
  More banquet feasts than e'er I do.
    For I am a Goblin King!
  And it is, it is a glorious thing
  To be a Goblin King!
    For I am a Goblin King!
All:
      You are!
  Hurrah for the Goblin King!
King:
  For it is, it is a glorious thing
  To be a Goblin King
All:
      It is!
  Hurrah for the Goblin King!
  Hurrah for the Goblin King!