How Many Dogs Does It Take to Change a Lightbulb?

Posted by hfarkas@us.ibm.com

• Golden Retriever
  The sun is shining, the day is young. We've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-out lightbulb?

• Border Collie
  Just one. And I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.

• German Shepherd
  I'll guard the lightbulb while you decide. Back off!

• Dachshund
  I can't reach the stupid light!

• Toy Poodle
  I'll just blow in the Border collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

• Rottweiler
  Go Ahead! Make me!

• Shi-tzu
  Puh-leeze, dah-ling. Leave it for the servants.

• Lab
  Oh, me, ME!!! Pleeeeeeze let ME change the bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I?

• Malamute
  Let the Border collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.

• Chow Chow
  I'm with the malamute. After I take my nap that is!

• Akita
  I'm with the chow and malamute! What's for dinner?

• Jack Russell Terrier OR Wire-haired Fox Terrier
  I can reach it! I just KNOW I can reach it! Another twenty jumps, and it's mine, ALL mine!!

• Cocker Spaniel
  Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

• Mastiff
  Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.

• Hound Dog
  ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

• Chihuahua
  Yo quiero Taco Bulb.

• Greyhound
  It isn't moving. Who cares?

• Kelpie
  Put all the light bulbs in a little circle.

• Pointer
  I see it, there it is, rrrrriiiiiiight there.