Torch Jokes

How many Priests of Anz does it take to change a torch?: Change? Blasphemy!
How many Priests of the Unnamed does it take to change a torch?: None. They prefer the darkness.
How many Priests of Shagras does it take to change a torch?: Men of Valor are not afraid of the dark.
How many Geskekeloids does it take to change a torch?: Then the mage said, ``That's not a nonnig. That's my wife!''
How many Nonnig trappers does it take to change a torch?: Three.
Four, sir.
Shh! Three.
How many Ngthians does it take to change a torch?: Seven.
How many Lich Kings does it take to change a torch?: One. And that's not funny.
How many Lesser Moskians does it take to change a torch?: We don't use those anymore. We have ``lightbulbs'' now.
How many Tzalins does it take to change a torch?: One. We only need one. Excuse me, have you seen a tzalin recently?
How many Alkynians does it take to change a torch?: Thirty six. One for each Mask Type and one to spy on the others.
How many Belidians does it take to change a torch?: Two, but they're allies now.
How many Ithyrans does it take to change a torch?: One, but he has to do it twice.
How many Moorisites does it take to change a torch?: Five. Oops, four now.
How many Priests of Nirian does it take to change a torch?: I don't know. I'll think about it later, after my nap.
How many Hviverans does it take to change a torch?: It doesn't matter, as long as there's another torch to change it with.
How many of the Red Army does it take to change a torch?: One to change it, and two hundred to beat up the priests of Niran who happened to be standing nearby.
How many Syndeche members does it take to change a torch?: The accounts of the kindlers' guild, previously having been debited by six yellow and two blue chits, would experience a local surplus of red chits. That would cause the green chit to fall against the blue-red composite, pushing it into the bronze, which would fall over and make a loud clattering noise, unless the adjusted black:red-green-blue index is well below the expected ten-day shadow deviance of white chit futures, so the Determinant would rise by five points on a weekday, six on a weekend. Except during summer, which isn't often. The yellow chit would be unchanged, of course. What was the question again?
How many Regrosians does it take to change a torch?: None. The torch would not have gone out.