Demented Ending

Matthew and Jake talked to their publicity agent, and then Matthew and Jake signed with Atlantic Records and will be coming out with their first album in Spring of 1995, featuring the future hit single, "Really". Matthew and Jake thank you, their loyal fans, for the support you've given over these long and hard months that have allowed them to come so far so fast. Matthew and Jake will be opening for the Rolling Stones on the MBONE starting December 15th. Really.

Ok, of course not. That's why this is the demented ending. Now, read the Real Ending.