Has the Antichrist really affected my life?
Yes! 98.4% of all computers on Earth now use Microsoft programs. A Satanic cult based in Redmond, WA, has been forcing computer manufacturers worldwide to install the blasted Windows program on their products. Your very own computer may actually be corrupted!! The power of the dark one reaches into every nook and every cranny, every home and office, every church and boy scout troop in this country!! There is no place to hide! At this very moment, you are walking down the path to sure DAMNATION!!! Your soul will burn in HELL!!!
Can I be saved?
Yes!! Verily, things look hopeless. We are walking through the valley of the shadow of death. Now even Macintosh is a disciple of the dark side. But THERE IS STILL HOPE!! Windows current assault, like all that have preceeded it, shall be foiled in the end. The Justice Department shall prevail and the right to a decent operating system shall be preserved! There are still a few individuals and stores scattered throughout the world who believe and preach the word of NetBSD and Linux. You can join them today. Resist the Antichrist - UNINSTALL WINDOWS! There are many alternatives to Windows98 that are far superior. If you really want to save your soul, check the appropriate box below and return this flyer to: Save My Soul From Windows, 77 Mass. Ave, Cambridge, MA.
___YES, I want to save my soul!! I will uninstall Windows tonight!!
___NO, I want to burn in HELL!! I will continue using Windows!!