Thanks for the sample Fall Issue. I read it and wept the nostalgic tears of an old 1945 VooDoo staffer, and other plain human tears. I now would like to offer some helpful advice, but have forgotten what. So here are observations that seemed incredibly perceptive last night at 2:00 a.m., and $10.00 for a subscription.
Award-Winning Funny Line In Fall Issue: Page 6, "The quality of VooDoo is beyond reproach."
Strange Premise: your fictitious editorial staff. Nobody will believe fake names as preposterous as Kent Lundberg and Alan Blount.
Curses: Always claim to be crass, filthy and disgusting, but avoid any real curse words, lest VooDoo sink to the boring level of Cable TV.
Wait! I just remembered! Here is the advice: Beware of all advice because as John Paul Richter of, I believe, the MIT Physical Plant, once said, but not recently, "Criticism strips the tree of both caterpillars and blossoms," and as Admiral John Paul Jones never said, "Two if by sea, full speed ahead, and damn the caterpillars."
H. Paul Grant '45.
Thanks for the copy of the Fall '92 issue. I looked it over farily thoroughly but did not find it interesting. Probably I've done some growing up since 1951.
Roald Cann '51.
I have been digitized and stored on an archaic IBM 2314 disk drive.
(A) This medium is no longer supported.
(B) This medium is no longer reliable.
Please help me get out.