by Ms. Thang
You stumble into Lobdell looking for a bagel after having pulled two all-nighters in a row. Your Coco Chanel original is so dirty it looks like a lab coat and you have class in an hour! It seems that life at MIT has finally gotten to you. To avoid something like this happening to yo, we've compiled a few beauty tips: 1. Foundation. With a full course load, beauty sleep is just not an option. To cover up that pale complexion and those dark circles under the eyes, your best bet is a nice thick foundation. We recommend Dermablend, corrective make-up originally used on burn victims it is just as helpful for burn-out victims. 2. Wigs. 8.01 taught us that gravity affects everything and hair is no exception. No matter how high the do, one night in the computer cluster is bound to undo several hours of careful hair spraying and styling. A bouffant in your backpack is the perfection solution. 3. Helplessness. Sometimes you can't help being a mess. If you're cause is hopeless don't try to fix it just work with it. Remember looking like you got hit by a truck on your way to school, and still managed to make it, is in. Tear your clothes, smear your eyeliner, stumble into lecture and you'll be the talk of class for days. 4. Body Double. After putting in a long night's worth of work into an assignment, you should not have to worry about handing it in. Hire someone to do it for you. Your classmates will be green with envy when they see "you" strutting into class looking glamorous as ever after a grueling all-nighter. Meanwhile you can be at home letting your personal masseuse work wonders on your back as you phone Donna Karan for tomorrow's outfit.