74.

nd it does the most disgusting things with its hands when you tickle it, I just don’t understand how on earth a responsible toymaker can put out a product like that.”

The director stops you mid-rant. “Can you just get into character, please?”

You stop ranting and get into your character, an intoxicated clown who can only use balloon animals to speak. In the middle of a moving soliloquy about the nature of the universe, both your balloon vicuna and balloon bonobo monkey burst. The small pieces of plastic enter your esophagus, and within minutes, you have choked to death. How embarrassing!

You lose. Restart at 30.